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Johanna Elisabeth \"Joke\" Smit was a well-known Dutch feminist and politician in the 1970s.
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Deux Hot Dogs Moutarde Chou is the first full-length album by the band Les Georges Leningrad. It was originally released in 2002 on the band's own Les Records Coco Cognac label. In 2003, Blow The Fuse Records reissued the album. Upon signing with Alien8 Recordings in 2004, the band re-reissued the album on May 11 to mark time for their then upcoming second album.
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