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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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\nJoseph Gilpin was an American politician.
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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Sexor is the debut album by Canadian electronic musician Tiga, released in 2006 on the Different label. It won the 2007 Juno Award for Dance Recording of the Year. The album's cover art is based on Bryan Ferry's In Your Mind.
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